Saturday, November 29, 2008
a reminder to bring us back,
back to who we are,
and where we belong.
i am not a mumbaikar,
i am not a north-indian,
i am not just another person,
i am an indian, and that's what makes me!
i am known for not being too patriotic,
but then you can't really blame me,
but should someone question the integrity of men
sacrificing their lives for our brotheren,
you will damn right have to answer to me.
i salute all those men - marcos, nsg, the police
& innocent people who have lost their lives.
Friday, November 28, 2008
Aint we giving the terrorist even more info?
Yah right, the cable wires have been cut, but hello these people are terrorist, does the media honestly think they don’t have satellite phones, through which main organization can relay information.
So the media wants their TRPs to go up.
On the other hand the justification offered?! Everybody wants to know what’s happening, so relay it after consultation with the officials on what info can be diverged with!
I mean here the media is relaying live action, commandos breaking on the roofs, rescue operations. WHAT ARE WE DOING??
Supplying first hand info to the terrorist!
Army jawans, police personnel are loosing their lives and who is to be blamed for this?
The terrorist or the media?
What about the people who are trapped in. We all want to know what’s happening to them. All I am saying is do things, in a rational manner.
News should be news, it shouldn’t be relayed in a manner that could prove harmful to the lives of people who are trying to help or the hostages.
I hope the media realizes this, before it is too late.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
1. Thou shalt have no other gods without the appropriate god licence.
Call 800 – JOLENISM for further details.
2. Remember the Pink day, to keep it pink. 28th June or 31st Oct, take a pick.
3. Honour thy father and thy mother, so long as they honour you, because it cuts both ways buddy.
4. Thou shalt not kill, except if an animal crosses your path and has ‘food’ spelt on it. Oh and also in war.
5. Thou shalt not commit adultery. If you do, do not get caught or somebody gonna get a hurt real bad.
6. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's bling! Bling sucks big time.
7. Thou will worship the blacks & the pinks.
8. Thou shalt not make babies. They are annoying and loud.
9. You shall not make for yourself an idol, we already have enough in this country.
10. Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
If you fail to make a baby, then you have most certainly violated God's commandment to "Be fruity fruitful and multiply"
The church hates contraceptives.
And you better not piss the men in white and gold.
So if you are doing it you better be fruitful!
Bonnie magically appearing by my cubicle
Delvin thinking my hands were head-massagers
Pinging tan even though she was rite there
Varun telling me to go pee
People asking me out to a smoke, even though I don’t smoke
The brainstorming sessions on 'Wot's for lunch'
The philosophical discussions on life
Mandy bugging G
And G spoiling with a fight with mandy
The 2nd hand smoke
Seeing text twirl on peoples comps
Stomping around like the bhai
Getting wow'ed by sam's artwork
My chair with the Vodafone sticker
My super cluttered messy desk
My suicidal notes and to-do lists
Ice-cream breaks to amici
Getting up late
Monzy’s voluminous laughter
I just miss everything, it would be hard not too :)
Monday, November 24, 2008
Anyway Adam looked at Eve’s tits and he had no idea what to do with them. Adam looked at Eve’s pussy and he had no idea what to do with that either. Eve looked at Adam’s little wang. Perhaps that excited her. But she had no idea what that could do either. Perhaps she did.
Anyway, along came this talking snake. The snake spoke to them and said,
Hey, look! They're naked!
Serpent: "Holy ssshit! I can ssspeak!"
"You can find out all about things if you eat some tasty fruit from this lovely tree."
Eve: "God told us we shouldn’t eat fruit from that tree."
Serpent:"Come on don't be pussies."
Eve: "God said if we eat that fruit we'll DIE on that same day."
Serpent:"God was just making that up. Of course you won't DIE."
Eve: "Er well.... we're not sure."
Serpent: “If God didn’t want you to eat that fruit why on Earth did he put the tree there? You don't think God is Evil do you?”
Eve: “You think God really wants us to eat it?”
Serpent:"You want to find out about everything don't you?"
Eve: "Well...perhaps... The fruit really looks tasty."
Serpent:"if you eat that fruit you'll be like God and know what God knows. That'll be cool, really cool."
Nobody had told Adam or Eve that disobedience is wrong. So rather than saying "OMG, IT'S A TALKING SNAKE" and running a mile, they ate that tasty fruit. And ta ta! then they knew what to do with each other. And they got excited. And they fished. Afterwards they got embarrassed. And they covered themselves up. But that didn’t help them. They just weren't inocent any more. They stayed dejected in the garden and waited for God's wrath.
What do you think happens next?
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
and its not easy to say bye
and not be surrounded by colleagues who are now friends
so on this day
this is what my gtalk window looked like...
and a poem by a fellow goan, selwyn aka sicko!
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
watch and be amazed.
and for the record, i hate politics.
i hate american shite!
and i don't care what happens there.
i love a good video, especially since its to do with me :)